Andy Janssens

This Belgian wing-back is a blur of speed and aerial dominance, shutting down flanks with elite anticipation despite a shockingly frail engine that leaves him gasping by the hour mark. He remains eerily reserved, except for his mandatory pre-match ritual of meticulously polishing his studs with a toothbrush, a habit his bewildered teammates tolerate only because of his defensive brilliance. While he owns the air, his hesitation in slide tackles remains his most frustrating, albeit well-known, flaw.