Bill Stenman

This fiery Swedish forward haunts defenses with lethal movement and blistering pace, though he notoriously struggles to control the ball while running at full tilt. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting Swedish lullabies to his left cleat, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. When he channels that manic intensity, he becomes an unstoppable force of clinical finishing and razor-sharp attacking instinct.