Ingela Flodin

This Swedish powerhouse dominates the midfield with explosive strength and an inhuman vertical leap, though she famously has a first touch that frequently ricochets off her shins like a pinball. She once vaulted completely over an opposing captain during a corner kick just to loudly critique the defender's haircut while mid-air. With a cocky swagger and unstoppable acceleration, she views the pitch as her personal playground and everyone else as mere obstacles.