Raju Al-Hajri

Towering and unshakeable, this Qatari wall combines frightening physical aggression with a surgically precise slide tackle that leaves strikers doubting their life choices. His cockiness is legendary, best captured by the time he paused mid-match to sign an autograph for a confused referee before immediately dispossessing the opposing captain. While his defensive intellect occasionally wanders, his explosive speed and relentless jump ensure he recovers from any mistake with terrifying ease.