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Philippe Weber

This charismatic Swiss winger is a blur on the pitch, possessing blistering acceleration that turns defenders into statues, though he occasionally topples over his own feet due to shaky balance. Legend says he once outran a runaway bobsled while training in the Alps just to impress his teammates. He pairs lightning speed with devastating shot power, ready to launch long-range rockets whenever he finds a sliver of space.