Jorgo Doçi

This flamboyant Albanian colossus dominates the pitch with blistering speed and aerial supremacy, though his habit of applying neon-pink lipstick before kickoff always leaves his teammates bewildered yet terrified. Despite his occasional recklessness in the tackle, his pure physical dominance makes him an unstoppable force of nature. He carries his vanity and intensity into every challenge, demanding that the opposition respect his defensive flair.