Shelly Watts

With an ego as massive as her frame, this American striker weaponizes her blistering speed and elite attacking instinct to obliterate defensive lines. She unleashes shots with thunderous power, often compensated for by a hilariously unreliable first touch that occasionally turns a simple setup into a scramble. On the pitch, she thrives on pure audacity, convinced that every ball belongs to her and every defender is beneath her notice.