Abdramane Kouame

Towering over defenders with lethal explosive power, this Ivorian striker treats every penalty kick as a personal victory lap before the ball even hits the net. He once insisted on wearing a silk blindfold for an entire shootout just to make it fair for the goalkeeper, eventually firing the winning shot through the roof of the net. While his composure from the spot is legendary, his heavy-footed first touch often makes him look like he is juggling a brick rather than a football.