Juan-Pedro Guijarro

This Spanish wingback is a human fireball who tears down the flank with blistering pace and ruthless aggression, though his overweening cockiness often causes him to completely ignore basic defensive positioning. Before every match, he insists on licking the goalposts to 'taste the victory,' leading his teammates to purposefully keep a wide berth in the tunnel. While his brute strength makes him an intimidating physical presence, his insufferable ego arguably makes him the most difficult player to be around.