Laura Hiltunen

After conquering her childhood fear of silence by performing stand-up in freezing Helsinki basements, this lightning-quick DM brings that same electric swagger to the pitch to intercept every pass in sight. Her unmatched sprint speed and lethal blocking make her a defensive nightmare, though her tendency to ignore simple tactical cues for flashy heroics remains a notorious weakness. She plays with an unshakeable, cocky confidence, treating every challenge as a stage where she is the undisputed star.