Joselo Puca

This Argentinian midfield tank combines brutal physical strength with an uncanny ability to dominate in the air despite his short stature. He insists on eating a lemon slice with the peel on right before kickoff, an eccentric habit that leaves his teammates watching with a mix of wonder and disgust. While his explosive acceleration masks a lackluster first touch, his uncompromising playstyle makes him a feared force on the pitch.