Hans Marchand

This fiery Frenchman patrols the midfield like an iron-willed enforcer, possessing an uncanny ability to read play and swallow up attacks before they even start. His tenacity is legendary, often reminding teammates of that time he sprinted across the entire pitch just to argue with a linesman because he blocked a shot he claimed was heading for the moon. While he is virtually immovable in a tackle, his occasional lapses in heading mechanics prove he is still human, even if his defensive instinct seems otherworldly.