Wladimir Kersten

A silent sentinel in the sticks, this German goalkeeper possesses cat-like reflexes and an acrobatic flair that defies gravity. He is so reserved that he once famously spent an entire half-time break practicing headers against a brick wall alone instead of speaking to teammates. Despite occasional lapses in his positioning, he commands his area with icy precision and an uncanny ability to snatch sure-fire goals from thin air.