Francis van de Sande

Towering as a force of nature, this humble Dutch midfield anchor dominates the pitch with unrivaled physicality and relentless pace. He insists on meticulously alphabetizing his lucky bag of frozen peas before every match, a quirky ritual his baffled teammates treat as sacred gospel. While his technical game is supreme, he possesses a startling knack for forgetting which goal to defend during chaotic set-piece drills.