Brigitte Simons

This humble Belgian colossus is an immovable force at the back, blending overwhelming strength with deceptive pace that leaves strikers breathless. Before every kickoff, she meticulously eats exactly seven sour gummy worms while facing the corner flag, a quirk her bewildered teammates simply watch from a safe distance. Despite her masterful tackling, she curiously struggles with timed blocking, occasionally mistiming her aerial sorties.