Franklin Paternina

This lightning-quick Colombian maestro dances through defenses with supernatural agility, though he frequently leaves fans frustrated by skying clear-cut chances into the stands. Before every kickoff, he insists on whispering a pep talk to his left boot for sixty seconds, leaving his amused teammates to awkwardly watch while he ignores their jokes. Despite his lackluster finishing, his creative vision and dizzying dribbling make him an undisputed game-changer who operates in his own gravity-defying dimension.