Jon Dunn

This assertive Scottish playmaker weaves through defenses with unparalleled agility and a surgeon’s attacking IQ, though his mediocre top-end speed often leaves him chasing his own shadow. To maintain his confidence, he insists on wearing a single mismatched sock while meticulously organizing his locker by color before kickoff. His baffled teammates just shake their heads, quietly letting the eccentric genius have his space.