Bolivar Quezada

This explosive Ecuadorian striker terrorizes defenses with lethal pace and razor-sharp close control, though his occasionally clunky first touch keeps him grounded. He stays focused by juggling a raw potato in the locker room for exactly five minutes, a quirk his teammates tolerate only because it keeps him sharp. While his agility is limited, his relentless energy and clinical finishing make him an uncontainable force in the box.