Janet Jørgensen

This Danish winger incinerates defenses with blistering pace and mesmerizing dribbling, masking her abysmal heading ability with sheer, unadulterated cockiness in front of the net. She insists on meticulously brushing her captain’s eyebrows in the tunnel before kickoff, a bizarre ritual her teammates have long accepted with weary sighs. For all her arrogance, she remains the most lethal attacking force on the pitch.