Victor Bouquet

This assertive French defensive general dominates the air with inhuman leaping ability, yet his notoriously frantic ball-carrying remains a comical liability for the squad. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, leaving his teammates both deeply confused and entirely terrified. Despite the ritual, his relentless, suffocating pressure and elite tactical grit make him an undisputed titan in the engine room.