Alexander Frei

This Swiss maestro sets the pitch on fire with explosive speed and dazzling dribbles that leave defenses spinning, though his volcanic temper often leads him to argue even with the linesman after scoring. His career nearly ended prematurely in his youth when, in a fit of rage, he struck a ball so hard that it tore through the stadium netting, earning him an immediate dismissal for 'vandalizing equipment.' He is pure electricity and chaos on the field, ready to decide a game in the blink of an eye.