Egor Kononov

This flamboyant Russian maestro patrols the midfield with electric pace and surgical tackling, though he is surprisingly reluctant to engage in any physical scrap. He once famously entered a match wearing a gold-sequined headband, only to perform a pristine, velvet-smooth slide tackle that sent his opponent flying before he simply blew the crowd a kiss. His ability to read the game and snap up interceptions is unmatched, proving you do not need grit to rule the center circle.