Radik Grigorev

A relentless human steamroller on the flank, he combines explosive speed with a ruthless defensive edge that leaves attackers trembling. He famously insists on juggling a raw onion three times before kickoff to sharpen his senses, leaving his disgusted teammates to dodge the pungent mess. Though his heading leaves much to be desired, his sheer arrogance and aggressive tackles ensure he always dominates the pitch.