Ashot Tumanyan

This lightning-fast Armenian full-back treats the pitch like his personal runway, often stopping mid-match as a youth to sign autographs while still defending. His unmatched physical dominance makes him an absolute wall, though his awkward, reckless footwork can be a liability when he stops posing to actually tackle. He dominates opponents with pure bravado and terrifying speed, believing every highlight reel needs his face in the center.