Fotios Singh

This Greek defensive wall is a physical force of nature, boasting blistering pace and an aggression that leaves attackers terrified. He insists on meticulously braiding a single strand of grass from the pitch into his left boot before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates ignore while they pray for a clean sheet. Despite his legendary arrogance and aerial prowess, his occasional inability to stay on his feet when he isn't sliding makes him as chaotic as he is elite.