Fernandes Saraiva

This Brazilian is a bolt of lightning on the pitch, pairing hypnotic dribbling and surgical finishing with a persistent inability to master simple first touches. He has a bizarre superstition of whispering to a banana before warmups, leaving teammates baffled as he intently listens to the fruit's 'instructions'. He is a contagious talent who terrorizes defenses despite his occasional tendency to trip over his own feet.