Trond Andersson

This Norwegian titan dominates the air with a swagger that borders on the divine, routinely shutting down strikers before they can even blink. He once famously sprinted the entire length of the pitch during a youth match just to mock a teammate's clumsy clearing header by catching the ball on his chest and juggling it toward his own goal. While his blistering pace and bruising tackles make him a defensive wall, his insufferable arrogance can sometimes lead him to play too far upfield, leaving his own goal briefly exposed.