Francesca Forestier

Towering over the midfield with unmatched physical dominance, this flamboyant anchor treats every slide tackle like a high-fashion runway strut. She once famously sprinted the entire length of the pitch mid-game just to reorganize her elaborate silk hair accessory before destroying an opponent’s counter-attack. Despite her world-class defensive awareness and stamina, she is notoriously prone to losing focus by trying to pass the ball with overly complicated back-heel flicks.