Ezequiel Pinto

This powerhouse Colombian fullback uses his immense strength and tireless engine to dominate the flank, though his defensive instincts occasionally lapse during high-pressure moments. Before every kickoff, he insists on vigorously sniffing a bundle of dried oregano he keeps in his sock to harness 'mental clarity,' a quirk that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly hungry. When he isn't terrorizing wingers with aggressive runs, he is a force of pure intensity.