Pabla Patiño

This Colombian defensive wall is a nightmare for any striker, boasting relentless stamina and an uncompromising, physical approach to tackling. Before every kickoff, she stoically buries a handful of gummy bears into the pitch, leaving her teammates to only shake their heads as they watch her single-handedly neutralize every attack. Despite her dominant physique, her only flaw is the occasional lapse in defensive positioning, which she always compensates for with sheer effort.