Francois Porgo

With a silky first touch and blistering speed, this Burkinabe winger effortlessly shreds defenses, though his baffling lack of tactical awareness often sees him running into absolute dead ends. Legend has it he once dribbled past the entire opposing coaching staff during a friendly match just to wave at the goalkeeper before slotting home. His infectious friendly nature makes him a locker room favorite, even if his attacking brain struggles to keep up with his feet.