Bahrom Kot

Despite being vertically challenged for a midfielder, he possesses a gravity-defying leap that sees him towering over giants to bury clinical headers with the finesse of a classic striker. His acceleration is lethal, though he notoriously gasps for air if a match stretches beyond sixty minutes. Legend says he once learned to head the ball by practicing against swinging frozen cabbages in a snow-covered backyard until he perfected his legendary precision.