Valentina Marijanovic

This Croatian striker dances between defenders with elite touch and uncanny balance, masking her sluggish acceleration with a genius-level attacking IQ. Before kickoff, she leaves teammates bewildered by eating an entire lemon, peel included, to 'purge the bitterness from her mind,' a quirk they have learned to simply ignore. She is a stone-cold penalty specialist, even if her shot power rarely troubles the keeper.