Vuqar Kazakov

With explosive pace that leaves strikers in the dust and a physique like a brick wall, this charismatic center-back dominates the pitch with pure authority. He still laughs about the day he inadvertently halted the opposition's momentum by accidentally blocking their team bus on the way to training with nothing but his imposing presence. Despite his defensive brilliance, his one quirky weakness is occasionally losing track of play when he gets distracted by the reflection of his perfectly groomed hair.