Berend van Haaren

This Dutch winger burns up the pitch with supersonic speed and lethal finishing, even if his tactical IQ occasionally lags behind his talent. Before every kickoff, he insists on licking the match ball to 'taste the victory,' a bizarre superstition that leaves his teammates absolutely baffled. Despite his assertive and clinical nature, the rest of the squad wisely keeps their distance from the ball until he finishes his ritual.