Sebastião Romao

This Brazilian full-back is a force of nature with an impeccable nose for interceptions, turning the pitch into his personal playground with surgical slide tackles and tireless aggression. Legend has it that he once tried to head a pigeon out of the air during a childhood match, but his abysmal heading accuracy saw him smash into the post instead of the bird. While his aerial game is comical, his immense physical strength and tactical intelligence make any attacking threat against him a total dead end.