Khadijat Joseph

This unstoppable Nigerian fortress dominates the midfield with a ferocity and surgical precision that makes every tackle a humiliation for her opponents, despite her stubborn and chronic inability to get off the ground properly. Before every kickoff, she insists on smearing her boots with strawberry jam to 'trap the motion,' leaving teammates bewildered between fits of laughter and frustration over the sticky pitch. Her cocky attitude is the high-octane fuel for her absolute tactical genius.