William Escobar

This Paraguayan titan dissects defenses with sublime close control and a lethal nose for goal, even if his explosive bursts are occasionally hampered by a lack of raw shot power. To stay sharp, he religiously arranges his boots by the alphabetical order of their color before kickoff, leaving his teammates bewildered while he remains perfectly serene. Despite his overwhelming dominance on the pitch, he remains the most humble presence in the dressing room.