Teodoro Guevara

This soaring Spanish defensive titan dominates the air with unparalleled leaping ability and a sharp tactical mind, though his lack of physical grit often leaves him shying away from rough duels. Before every whistle, he insists on balancing a single olive on his nose for exactly ten seconds, leaving his exasperated teammates to simply roll their eyes at his pre-match antics. His arrogance is only matched by his immense confidence, firmly believing that his aerial supremacy makes him the best defender to ever step onto the pitch.