Eusebio Peñaranda

With feet as swift as lightning and a swagger to match, this Colombian winger dances past defenders with hypnotic control, though his reckless attacking decision-making often leaves his teammates pulling their hair out. To focus before kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, a bizarre quirk that has his squad desperately trying to look the other way. He is pure, electric chaos who expects the spotlight every single time he steps on the pitch.