Elvira Salam

Towering over the midfield with unmatched power and ferocious intent, she dominates every duel before expertly dictating play. Her intensity is matched only by her eccentric pre-match ritual of singing upbeat show tunes to her left cleat, a habit that leaves her baffled teammates giggling in the tunnel. Despite her clinical ball control, she remains stubbornly incapable of remembering the lyrics, yet her sheer physicality ensures she remains an unstoppable force.