Felipe Vega

Standing as a towering presence at 192cm, this calm Costa Rican striker glides past defenders with explosive speed despite his size, though he ironically avoids headers as if they were lava. Legend says he once spent an entire youth match calmly juggling the ball in the midfield just to prove he could, only to sprint through the entire opposing team to blast a thunderous goal at the last second. He plays with the chilling focus of a sniper, even if his actual heading ability is laughably nonexistent.