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Tracked since 1 Sept 2026·Active since 18 Mar 2026
Updated 1 Sept, 17:00 UTC
Rank 51,610 SR|GOALS Club

SquirmyCipresso

SquirmyCipresso
Reputation
202
Matches*
110
Wins
86
Losses
56%
Win %
5.16
xG / 90

Current squad

Last fielded 17 Sept 2026|3-4-1-2
Squad OVR87568,650
Bench
Moise Guillaume
87
HT
Guillaume
WF
25
0
94PAC
90DRI
86SHO
34DEF
71PAS
78PHY
Efficient
Erwin de Lima
84
AR
de Lima
WM
24
0
91PAC
83DRI
77SHO
59DEF
82PAS
72PHY
Ronaldinho
85
86-87
Ronaldinho
AM
22
1
81PAC
88DRI
81SHO
60DEF
85PAS
71PHY
Brit Storm
83
DK
Storm
CB
30
0
75PAC
73DRI
43SHO
86DEF
73PAS
88PHY
Sibusiso Hadebe
82
ZA
Hadebe
CM
40
0
82PAC
80DRI
74SHO
84DEF
85PAS
62PHY
Nahida Khamis
88
IQ
Khamis
ST
19
0
92PAC
88DRI
88SHO
57DEF
69PAS
86PHY
Edson Maximo
79
BR
Maximo
GK
27
0
85DIV
84REF
89HAN
66AWA
75DIS
76ATH
Top Goalscorer
1110.79 goals per game
John EzeWF87
Top Playmaker
800.57 assists per game
John EzeWF87
Most Appearances
141Club appearances
John EzeWF87

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UniqueOne club each
King Goblin
Masters the Goblin Shot like no other.
Winner of Goals Open 2026
Won the Goals Open Stockholm session in September 2026.

Performance overview

Tracked over time
Rank 5
1v1 Ranked SR
1,610
Ranked58.3%
Tournament61.8%
Quick Play66.7%
Friendlies—
Knockout
10 weekends
Gold III
Highest result
Gold III
10 wins · 10 Sept 2026
Win rate54.3%
5v5
Rank 6
5v5 ranked SR
1,523
Ranked61.5%
Quick Play—
SR history
1v15v5
1,675
1,482

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What the data says

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Win rate
SquirmyCipresso wins 56% of their 1v1 matches — 110W / 86L over 189 games.
Big Stage
Compares Knockout vs Ranked once each has 5+ matches recorded.
Momentum
Cooling off — down 65 SR over the last 30 days.
Favorite server
Plays most on Europe - Frankfurt - G001 — 60% of their tracked games.
Form
Won 5 of their last 10 decided matches.